There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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