Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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