I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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