Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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