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my vag is so smooth its legendary
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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