Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I want to have your abortion
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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