I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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