Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
organizing the empties. That sober.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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