used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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