the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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