In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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