he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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