i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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