How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Someone came in the potted fern
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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