I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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