guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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