No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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