Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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