babies were throwing up all over the place
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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