If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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