This girl is more easily done than said...
you traded sex for a burrito?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
