Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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