she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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