i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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