Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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