i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
this hospital has no fireball
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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