I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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