let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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