haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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