hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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