No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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