Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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