Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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