No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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