Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have aggressive nipples.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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