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(917): View more from New York City

He disabled his match.com account in front of me

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(573): View more from Missouri

I can tuck mytits in my pants

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(703): View more from Virginia

then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"

(773): View more from Illinois

I forgot about that,good spring break.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment

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(813): View more from Florida

Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"

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(226): View more from Ontario

I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams

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In case that's what u were picturing

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.

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