I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
