try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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