She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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