I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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