got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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