Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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