You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
