my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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