So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
