your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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