I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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