Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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