do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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