we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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