somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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