We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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