ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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